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One eyed snake regrets last night because...

I had to take leak really bad so I went outside away from the crowd and started to go near the side of the house…. Read the rest »

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regretted on: Jun. 25, 2011

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Eggnog regrets last night because...

Got wasted off of Eggnog. Realized it was a month old after I drank half of it. Apparently it\’s not supposed to have chunks in… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Dec. 8, 2011

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code850films regrets last night because...

I tweeted Anthony Weiner and he showed up to my apartment in fishnet stockings and bright red panties. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWk9H-s96zU

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regretted on: Jun. 14, 2011

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quinn regrets last night because...

i vaporized a tube of sour diesel then i took three adderall pills and i stared at a wall for 4 hours and haven’t slept… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Oct. 11, 2011

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cannot unsee regrets last night because...

Found my dad’s stash of pr0n and started going through some big bush 70′s style stuff. Then I came across an untitled VHS. It was… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Jun. 25, 2011

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newks81 regrets last night because...

Because AGAIN (!) All HE Did Was Drink, Pop Pills, Play His F*cking PS3 * Went To Bed! So, Again I Didnt Get A GOOD… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Oct. 22, 2011

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Doggie doo regrets last night because...

Got a puppy a few weeks ago. Came home with date. Making Out. She sat right in puppy poo. Feels bad man

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regretted on: Feb. 23, 2012

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James regrets last night because...

Came home and went to go ask my sister where the dog was. Walked in her room to find her getting boned by her BF…. Read the rest »

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regretted on: Jul. 28, 2011

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not a cunt regrets last night because...

i stumbled upon regretlastnight.com. it detailed guys being dicks and girls being sluts, featuring such delights as ‘i forgot to wipe my dick so my… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Feb. 15, 2012

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Woody Wipes regrets last night because...

I forgot my Woody Wipes. I ended up getting busted for cheating because the puss smell from my booty call was on my Woody when… Read the rest »

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regretted on: Jul. 1, 2011

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