KaEgy regrets last night because...

I regret last night because, I drank about 3 liters of beer, drove drunk (Didn’t get pulled over) when i get home, i went up the stairs to the attic, went and got my old gameboy, then smashed it. Before i went to bed, i fell down the stairs and then took my clothes off, going to bed, making my girlfriend like “What the F***”?